ermm lets say her work ba.. her boss e cat realli is v v irraitin n fck up attitude towards employees one. even if she is e boss i also dun tink she can do watever she wan n fck ppls for nth den also dun dare to admit mistakes one. always say she is right which is mostli wrong n lastli she is "ALWAYS NOT IN THE SITUATION!!". haizz i realli dunno how to help po po lo.. i can onli tok to her on fone n be wif her on saturday to make her happi n let her enjoy her wkend. ermm but i realli hope all this stupid things happenin to po po will stop n she will realli hav a happi life n enjoyed it.
ok 2nd thing now is abt her health!! she is always so not careful abt her health like when she still got sore throat n ulcers n also cought she still go eat peanUTS!! yest nite n todae morning.. zz haiz but if ni yao chi hor jiu yao duo he shui ma. but she always nv drink much water one lo.. po po ah not i wan to niam u la i jus wan u to recover faster la den u wun suffer from e ulcers n sore throat le..
ermm nx wk i goin to war le.. po po ni zhen de yao hao hao zhao gu zhi ji le ah.. no one to be there to niam u always le.. so i hope hor when i come back from war i can see a jian jian kang kang de ni oh. ermm den nx wk i tink u goin to hav tt le.. so mus realli realli drink more water le ah. okie?
ermm sianz ah i goin to book in soon le.. this wk realli past so fast so fast.. po po ah! nx wk got 2 choices ok? either we go shoppin for watches n i wan buy shirts. or ni lai wo jia k? hee
po po ni yao take care k?? if sianz de hua ermm see below ok?? i post some jokes for u to see. hee muack!! :)
Haa below r some lame jokes ba. hee
A Girl Pregnant
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out
of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take charge."
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse,
a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$5,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"Then you try again...!"
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out
of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take charge."
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse,
a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$5,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"Then you try again...!"
Riddles to check if you're dirty minded
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Riddles to check if you're dirty minded
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
po po ah hope ni kan le these jokes wun so sianz k?? muack!! take care oh!
